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Matt Cutts Joins Yahoo! In Shock Move

Matt Cutts joins Yahoo! in shock move

After countering the issue of link spam at Google, Matt Cutts has decided to move on to pastures new in a shock move to Yahoo.

Cutts, formerly Head of Google’s Webspam team, said of his move: “I’ve been fighting spam for many years at Google, and given the great successes we have had in recent years, I felt it was time for a change. I need a new challenge and for me the biggest opportunity has to be helping Yahoo.”

“Given their terrible performance in competing with Google over the years, I have a monumental task ahead. However, if I am ever going to make it into the internet hall of fame, alongside such luminaries as Tim Berners-Lee, then I see such a bold move as the right one for me. It’s going to be one hell of a journey and you can be sure that there will be many haircuts along the way.”

He continued, “But I feel confident that with the right team behind me, we can bring this dead dodo of a search engine back from the abyss and back to where it rightfully belongs. And don’t even get me started on the Chinese!”

We await any comment from Google.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer: This post is pure fabrication and complete nonsense. April Fool!

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